Top 10 Reasons Atheists SuckI have to add, so you know where I'm coming from, that most atheists are perfectly normal, likable people. I have no problem with them. I have no beef with them. I'm live-and-let-live. They're live-and-let live. It's those militant Richard Dawkins wannabe assholes who fit the "type" described in this list. You know, the people that Vox Day so loves to pillory.
1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.
2. Atheists tend to be haters who don't believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.
3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don't worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?
4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.
5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn't it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.
7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.
8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”
10. They just suck. You don't even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.
The amazing thing about this list is not the list itself. It's that it made Buzzfeed. Things don't just end up on Buzzfeed. They end up there because a sufficient contingent of "hipsters" think it merits the attention.
Being the consummate connoisseur of schadenfreude, I have to opine that the idea of militant atheists being subjected to increasing ridicule warms the cockles of my dark heart.
Now go say 10 "Hail Darwin"'s and contemplate the total purposelessness of your wretched existance.
