Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!Substitute "Seahawks" for "Mountain Man" and "49ers" for "Bobby", and you get a full, complete understanding of what happened yesterday afternoon in Seattle.
Bobby: Weee!
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
And to think I entered this season as full of optimism as before any season since 2002. I think it was optimism badly misplaced.
The Niners stink. On ice. We're a bad, bad team.
Coach Singletary may be the worst coach in the league at clock management.
Alex Smith has regressed.
Michael Crabtree is a turd; he may be the worst route-runner ever. He may be as bad as any of the turd WRs Detroit drafted under Matt Millen.
Nate Clemons may be the single most overrated player ever. He seriously sux. He got the early interception, which made him cocky. From that point on, Hasselbeck played him like a Stradivarius.
Our offensive line got treated like Seattle's bitch. So much for the #1 draft choices.
There is so little talent on this team. Patrick Willis, Vernon Davis, Frank Gore, and Delaney Walker. Stop me if I missed anybody. That's what I thought.
Rather than sign a bunch of players to contract extensions, it might be time to blow this team up and start over.
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
The rest of the weekend was nice. I got to watch football with my boys. We enjoyed the early game, in which the Bucs scraped out a win against the Browns. We went through a 50 pack of hot wings in record time. A nice time was had by all. That is, until the second quarter of the Niners game.
I read Vox Day's column this morning and got super depressed. Give it a read if you want to feel likewise. Makes what the 49ers did yesterday seem almost pleasant.
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