It turns out that campus police have real, uh, police responsibilities. Not only that, but they have state-of-the-art police equipment at their disposal!
Take, for example, the campus police squad car.
This is one fine piece of machinery here! Campus criminals have no doubt when they see this vehicle that they're in the presence of an elite police officer.
But it's not just the squad cars that are state-of-the-art awesome. Check out the unmarked vehicles they utilize.
Criminals seeking to commit crime in the campus environment will never know what hit them when one of these beauties comes screaming up behind them.
I saved the best for last. This is the latest in high-tech SWAT support vehicles available to campus police.
You get the idea.
Greggie, you shouldn't be so sensitive when people call you a mall cop. A mall cop wouldn't be caught dead in one of those things.
