Tuesday, March 31, 2009

6 years, 100,000 miles, guaranteed by.....Uncle?

Apparently it's not enough for Obama to be President. He apparently also wants to be President of General Government Motors.

It is my hope that the steps I am announcing today will go a long way towards answering many of the questions people may have about the future of GM and Chrysler. But just in case there are still nagging doubts, let me say it as plainly as I can -- if you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always. Your warranty will be safe.

In fact, it will be safer than it's ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty.
Benito Mussolini would be so proud. Such is life in the Bizzarro World of DoublePlusGoodHopeChange.

I know that Ford must be breathing a tremendous sigh of relief knowing that they aren't under Uncle's thumb, having rejected bailout money last Fall. In fact, Ford stock is up over 400% since GM and Chrysler took bailout money according to Baby Vulture, who has been actively monitoring that stock since it hit its low of $0.79 per share.

Lay down with dogs, expect fleas. Lay down with Collectivists, expect Fascism.