Wiener of the Week

Jimmy Carter. It wasn't enough for him to fail miserably as President. He was, after all, one of the 10 worst Presidents in our nation's history (see here for a proper review of his "achievements").

No, for Mista Jimma, failure as President wasn't enough. He had higher goals. He has achieved the title of Most Toxic Ex-President EVER.

He tried to undermine Reagan. He tried to undermine Bush and the moron son of Bush. He even tried to undermine Clinton - from his own party!

Now he's stuck his moronic peanut face into the health care reform take-over issue. Here's what Mista Jimma had to say about those of us who are opposed to this Fascistic take-over of 1/7 of our nation's economy. First up, Joe Wilson.

Former President Jimmy Carter said Tuesday that U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson's outburst to President Barack Obama during a speech to Congress last week was an act "based on racism" and rooted in fears of a black president.

"I think it's based on racism," Carter said in response to an audience question at a town hall held at his presidential center in Atlanta. "There is an inherent feeling among many in this country that an African-American should not be president."

And then his comments on the Tea Party protesters.

"When a radical fringe element of demonstrators and others begin to attack the president of the United States as an animal or as a reincarnation of Adolf Hitler or when they wave signs in the air that said we should have buried Obama with Kennedy, those kinds of things are beyond the bounds," the Democrat who served from 1977-1981 told students at Emory University.

"I think people who are guilty of that kind of personal attack against Obama have been influenced to a major degree by a belief that he should not be president because he happens to be African American.

"It's a racist attitude, and my hope is and my expectation is that in the future both Democratic leaders and Republican leaders will take the initiative in condemning that kind of unprecedented attack on the president of the United States," Carter said.

Mista Jimma, let me help clarify things for you.

1. Il Duce was elected President in this "racist" country by an electoral landslide
2. His popularity rating has been as high as 70%
3. Both 1 and 2 would be impossible without a sizable number of white Americans, including white conservative Americans
4. His popularity has fallen as the Fascist nature of his policies has become more apparent - NOT because whitey woke up one day and suddenly realized that his President was "a darkie"
5. Cynically playing the race card to obfuscate the REAL issue is cowardly and further divides the American people
6. You suck

Jimmy Carter, you're a tool. And you're also the Wiener of the Week.

Update: My friends at The Tizona Group provided a link to this decision chart to help you determine if you're a racist if you disagree with Il Duce and his policies.