Sunday, June 1, 2008

Carbon credits for Jupiter and Mars?

Hmmm. How is this possible? Are there evil humans living on Jupiter of whom we are unaware? Have Martians secretly started driving SUVs? I mean, how else would you explain the warming occurring there?

Does Al Gore know about this?

While the former vice president is leading the charge for drastically changing the way humans do business in a bid to avert catastrophic, man-made global warming, scientists reported today there is noticeable climate change taking place on Jupiter, too.

The news follows reports as far back as three years ago that ice caps on Mars are also retreating much as some of the ice in the Earth's Arctic circle.

There's one striking difference between Earth and the other two planets, however. Neither Jupiter or Mars has any people – and no artificial activity creating so-called "greenhouse gases" like carbon dioxide.
Hmmm. So...if there isn't any human activity generating carbon dioxide on Mars and Jupiter, what do you suppose might be causing their warming? Maybe, and I'm just guessing, because I'm not as smart as all of the "scientists" whose "consensus" is driving Big Global Warming Inc., but perhaps the Sun might have something to do with it. After all, it IS the warmest thing in the entire solar system, and its temperature fluctuations just MIGHT affect the planets that depend upon it for light and heat.

Occam's Razor > Al Gorebell's "scientists".

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