Wiener of the Week

The WotW has seen some real asshats in its time. But this week's winner is one for the ages.

It seems that the Team Elephant establishment (you know -- Biff, Buffy, Chauncey, et al.) is determined to destroy Sarah Palin. She has been alternately described as (a) dragging down the ticket, and (b) a prima donna diva, impossible to work with, a loose cannon.

Hey assclowns! Time for a reality check! Your hand-picked candidate for president, the completely unpalatable John McCommie, would have lost the election by double digits were it not for the presence of Sarah Palin on the ticket. Double. Frickin'. Digits. The only drag on the Team Elephant presidential ticket was the surly old fart at the top of the ticket.

And as for the prima donna part of your whining, let me say this -- out of the four individuals on the two (well, one bipartite) party's tickets, only Sarah Palin came across as a genuine human being. She may be a lot of things behind the scenes that we don't see, I'll grant you that. But no one can pull off the genuineness she projects for any period of time without actually BEING genuine.

But you're bound and determined to destroy that lovely lady because she's not on board with the ridiculous Team Donkey Lite direction in which you're taking the party. You're smearing her as stupid and difficult. You're calling her everything but a white woman. And you're doing it anonymously! Such courage! [/sarcasm]

Team Elephant is a party is a suicide spiral. Liberty-loving Republicans have left and are leaving the party in droves. And yet, they not only fail to read the writing on the wall, they are trying to move even FURTHER to the left into the mushy middle as opposed to distinguishing themselves as the party of small government, personal liberty, and Constitutional principles. How's that working out for you? So far, in 2 short years, you've gone from possessing the Presidency and both branches of Congress to having none of them -- plus, to add insult to injury, the Senate is almost veto-proof for Team Donkey! Good job, clowns!

So, what we have now is a party of the squishy middle, signifying nothing, and a party of the über-Left, representing the principles of Big Government, collective identity, and collectivist economics. What's a freedom loving American to do? Follow the example of Toes, and leave the Republican party! Send a message with your feet!

Team Elephant, for showing yourselves to be cowardly elitist snobs determined to excise all remnants of libertarian or conservative thought from your party, you are the Wiener of the Week.