Imagine my surprise. I was watching the Glenn Beck show on CNN Headline News the other night with the missus. Glenn casually dropped a few facts about ways the left has succeeded in implementing socialism. Then he drops this bombshell about how students are getting paid to go to school -- in MARYLAND!!! After his "bomb", I dropped some "bombs" of my own, if you catch my drift.
You don't believe me? Believe this!
In Baltimore, students at four middle schools are already earning money - albeit money they won't be able to spend for some time. The Stocks in the Future program, also offered at two schools in Baltimore County, teaches students about the stock market and allows them to earn up to $80 a year based on attendance and grades to spend on stocks. They can cash in the stock when they graduate from high school.Are you kidding me?
Then, today I read that a similar scheme is in place in Connecticut.
Students who pass Advanced Placement tests at Wilby High School in Waterbury will be getting hard cold cash rewards.Isn't that nice? It's not bad enough that I had to pay over $8k per year to put my kids in private schools because the Middle School and High School in our district suck, but now more of my money in the form of state and federal tax dollars is going to be redistributed to little asshats for doing nothing more than what's expected from a f'in student!
The students who pass their final AP tests next year will earn $100 for themselves for every test they pass.
It sort of puts yesterday's rant about Tax Day into perspective, doesn't it?
