Say, didn't Mr. DoublePlusGood Hope-Change promise to run a positive campaign without all of the mud slinging and vitriol of past campaigns? Yeah, how's that working out for you, Barry?
Well, not to worry, his surrogates are hard at work trying to destroy a mother of 5.
It's no surprise, then, that Democrats have airdropped a mini-army of 30 lawyers, investigators and opposition researchers into Anchorage, the state capital Juneau and Mrs. Palin's hometown of Wasilla to dig into her record and background. My sources report the first wave arrived in Anchorage less than 24 hours after John McCain selected her on August 29.Bill Clinton must be so proud!
Face it, Team Donkey will never change their tactics. They see nothing wrong with destroying innocent people to advance the cause of achieving power. After all, a One-World Socialist Utopia doesn't just build itself. You have to break a few eggs to create that particular omelet. And Sarah Palin and family are just a basket of eggs to Team Donkey.