Wiener of the Week

This is W-A-A-A-Y late (like anybody cares!)

The WotW comes home to Maryland, hon. The lucky winners asshats are none other than the department of corrections.

The Scarlet Letter for Maryland sex offenders this Halloween will be a bright orange pumpkin.

That is the symbol on a sign they are required to post on their doors with a warning, in capital letters, to trick-or-treaters: "No candy at this residence."

The paper signs began arriving last week in the mailboxes of the roughly 1,200 violent and child-sex offenders across the state with a letter explaining how they are to comport themselves on Oct. 31.

But Vulture! That's a brilliant idea. Really? See what the first person to comment on the article had to say.

I'm saving, enlarging, and printing out the pumpkin graphic that accompanies this story. Running around and putting them on every door in the neighborhood would be a wonderful Halloween prank!

So what do you think is going to happen to the first dude who answers the door for trick-or-treaters only to discover that he's been "pranked" in this manner? If you said he's going to get the s*** kicked out of him by a credulous parent, give yourself a gold star. As usual, the liberal meatheads in Annapolis thought this through for about 2 seconds before their feelings told them that it was a great idea. Because, when you're liberal, your intentions are all that matter, not the results.

Maryland DoC, you're the Wiener of the Week!