Monday, July 7, 2008

Another "faith shaking" news story

Am I the only one who gets tired of reading news reports trumpeted as "shaking the faith" or "redefining who Jesus was" that turn out to be significantly less than advertised? Here's yet another such "revelation".

A three-foot-tall tablet with 87 lines of Hebrew that scholars believe dates from the decades just before the birth of Jesus is causing a quiet stir in biblical and archaeological circles, especially because it may speak of a messiah who will rise from the dead after three days.

If such a messianic description really is there, it will contribute to a developing re-evaluation of both popular and scholarly views of Jesus, since it suggests that the story of his death and resurrection was not unique but part of a recognized Jewish tradition at the time.
Yawn. Yeah, my faith is quaking in its boots.

The article goes on to quote a professor of Taludic studies (a Rabbi?!?!?), who proceeds to pontificate to Christians what they should think of this momentous find.
"This should shake our basic view of Christianity," he said as he sat in his office of the Shalom Hartman Institute in Jerusalem where he is a senior fellow in addition to being the Yehezkel Kaufman Professor of Biblical Studies at Hebrew University. "Resurrection after three days becomes a motif developed before Jesus, which runs contrary to nearly all scholarship. What happens in the New Testament was adopted by Jesus and his followers based on an earlier messiah story."
Suuuuure it was. Anything you say, pal.

The danger of these articles is that most people are inherently lazy in their news reading habits and seldom get past the first 5 paragraphs of an article. Because, had a brotha kept on reading into the guts of the article, they would find this.
Regarding Knohl's thesis, Bar-Asher is also respectful but cautious. "There is one problem," he said. "In crucial places of the text there is lack of text. I understand Knohl's tendency to find there keys to the pre-Christian period, but in two to three crucial lines of text there are a lot of missing words."
Ah, yes! The old fill-in-the-missing-words-with-your-preconceptions ruse. In fact, the main section the Rabbi/professor trumpets as the money quote has two unreadable words and an "unusual spelling" as part of it.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: these people are NOT about revealing Jesus in a historical context, they're about destroying the faith of the weak. Read what they have to say, but do so with a generous dose of cynicism, and make sure to look for those "disclaimer" paragraphs: that's where you'll find the information that makes discernment possible.

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Wiener of the Month - June

OMG! How in the world could I have forgotten to name a WotM for June? I guess July just sort of snuck up on me or something.

There wasn't any one stand-out candidate last month, but these clowns are probably more deserving of the award than anyone else. I speak, of course, of Mr.-and-Mr. Orombi-Williams, the two Anglican priest who "married" this past month.

Never mind that their calling as ministers of Jesus Christ is to magnify Him. No, these asshats are in the business of magnifying the gay agenda while tearing apart their denomination (which, given its focus on social issues as opposed to, say, the Gospel, might not be such a bad thing).

Mr.-and-Mr. Orombi-Williams -- you are the Wieners of the Month for June! Congrats (I think).

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Best. Present. Ever.

Mrs. Vulture "kidnapped" me for a long weekend getaway that was supposed to last from Friday morning through Sunday morning. We had a great time at a very nice inn in Berkeley Springs, WV. The food was exceptional. The spa services were very nice. The naps -- priceless!

Saturday night Mrs. V asked me if I would be disappointed if we went home right after dinner; she "missed the puppies". I was cool with that, so after a fabulous meal, we checked out and headed home.

When we got home, Mrs. V asked me to bring the suitcase upstairs. I never made it upstairs.

Lo and behold, sitting in my living room was a baby grand piano!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

Boys and girls, if you know the Vulture, you know that I loves me some piano. I've played some beautiful instruments before, but never owned one myself. Although I've been extremely happy with my electronic keyboard, it's not the same as a real, honest-to-God baby or larger grand piano. Not even close.

Mrs. V and the boys purchased the piano WAAAAAAY back in October from Hood College. It's a Yamaha, so it's very good quality. AND. IT'S. MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!

Happy freaking birthday to ME! WOO HOO!!!!!!!

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It was 50 years ago today

A 21-year-old woman, a blushing bride a mere 10 1/2 months prior to today, goes into labor. Her 23-year-old husband rushes her to the hospital. In that era, his job was over once she was admitted; he and the other husbands were relegated to a waiting room where they paced and chain-smoked unfiltered Pall Malls, Camels, and Lucky Strikes (filtered cigarettes were available back then, you understand, but weren't considered "manly").

The young father-to-be waits hopefully. He wanted his first-born to be a son.

At 12:07 MST, the young mother delivered the child -- a son.

They called him....Vulture.

Okay, I made that last part up. It's my story, after all!


I still can't wrap my wings around 1/2 a century. It's a big concept for my wee brain to process.

50 years ago the only computers that existed were predominantly owned by the government and Fortune 500 companies. They were huge monstrosities, but not as big as they had been just a decade before, with vacuum bulbs having been replaced by transistors. Now, my 3 pound laptop has more power than a thousand of those antiques. There are at least 10 computers in my home - 4 personal laptops, 3 company laptops, 3 desktops, perhaps 1 or 2 others the boys are using for game servers, storage, or parts. Even comparing using today's inflated monetary value for our computers against the more stable 1958 dollar for the giant behemoth, our 10 computers cost about 1/1000 as much as the behemoth. Technology is good.

50 years ago families had one TV on which they could watch 3, maybe 4 channels. Now there's a TV on every floor plus one in my office; the one in the family room is a 52" high-definition set with 5.2 Dolby surround sound. DirecTV satellite feed means hundreds of channels plus NFL season ticket; I can watch any game I want on Sunday in glorious 1080i high definition. Technology is good.

Technology is good, but the other changes haven't always been good. The nation sacrifices freedoms for "safety" more each passing year. The nanny state, like the cancer it is, extends its tentacles into more and more aspects of our lives. Endless war seems to be the theme of the day.

Perhaps I have 50 more years to live, perhaps only a dozen. Such are the vagaries of life. It matters not to me; God will bring me home in His good time. I've lived to see two fine sons become young men. I've had the blessing of a wonderful, supportive wife whose patience and love have buoyed me for the past 2 decades. I've been truly blessed.

So, let's have a rousing rendition of Happy Birthday for the Vulture, who's now 50! Woo hoo!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Be back soon

Mrs. Vulture is taking me on an intimate week-end getaway, so I'll be unable to blog for a few days. Catch you soon.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Life in the fast lane

Let me introduce you to Jennifer Bitton. She owns a Mustang. She likes to drive. Fast. Not that I (or my sons) would know anything about that.

A 24-year-old woman who was clocked speeding by Loop 101 photo enforcement cameras 22 times in less than two months was arrested and placed in jail.

Bitton told officers she "didn't know cameras were there." She was flashed 22 times in a 45-day period beginning in mid-May. The fastest speed she was clocked at in her Ford Mustang was 92 mph, according to the agency.
22 tickets in 45 days! It took me almost 30 years of driving to get that many tickets......I mean, I read a book about someone who got 22 tickets in 30 years. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Jennifer, you, I, and Sammy Hagar have this in common: "I....can't....drive....55!"

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