Wiener of the Week

This week the Wiener of the Week is Her Royal Evilness, HRC, for letting her big mouth destroy all of the momentum she had been handed by Barack {don't say his middle name or you're a racist} Obama.

This particular scenario has resulted in the WotW before: candidate gets a break -- something one of the other candidates has done has opened the door for them to emerge with huge momentum. And then....it's gone. They've flushed the momentum.

First it was Mike Huckabee flushing the good fortune of Mitt Romney unsuccessfully dealing with his "Mormon" problem, only to turn around and blow it by snidely and disingenuously dissing the Mormons by saying that "he had heard" that they believe that Satan is Jesus' brother.

Now it's the Hildebeast. Good Grief, Hil! All you had to do was shut the eff up and let the media digest Barack {} Obama and his messy relationship with his "spiritual mentor", and the nomination was yours. Yours!

But N-O-O-O-O! You had to be the big shot. You had to be SOOOO heroic! What a tool!

For demonstrating once again that the Clinton's would rather lie than tell the truth, even when it is to their benefit to tell the truth, 666 is the Wiener of the Week.

TSA strikes again!

Hoo boy, all of you TSA defenders are going to just LOVE this one.

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

Okay, now that I have your attention, here's the juicy part of the story.

The female TSA agent used a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of Hamlin's chest, the Dallas-area resident said.

Hamlin said she told the woman she was wearing nipple piercings. The women then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the jewelry, Hamlin said.

Hamlin said she could not remove them and asked whether she could instead display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent. But several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewelry was out, she said.

She was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

"Still crying, she informed the TSA officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her," said Hamlin's attorney, Gloria Allred...

Okay, so the little Schutzstaffel wanna-bes wouldn't cut the lady some slack. If that were the end of it, it would probably be the end of it (well said, Yogi!). But it wasn't.

Hamlin said she heard male TSA agents snickering as she took out the ring. She was scanned again and was allowed to board even though she still was wearing a belly button ring. (emphasis mine)

Now THERE'S the good TSA Nazis that I know and loath! They force a woman, who anyone with half an ounce of common sense would tell you is only a threat to the teeth of the men who sleep with her, to endure a public humiliation and experience excruciating pain while they LAUGH RIGHT IN HER FACE. Then they ignore the equally "dangerous" naval ring -- after all, no laughs in having her remove that, is there?

Go ahead, you TSA defenders. Tell me (a) by what authority did the Nazis have the right to demand that the nipple bars be removed, (b) why was she allowed to board with her NAVAL ring still inserted if piercings are indeed a "threat", and (c) what exactly IS the "threat" in nipple rings, anyway?

Darwin Awards finalist?

Here's one for the books.

Ronald Long...was trying to use a .22-caliber pistol to shoot a hole through the wall in the couple's home to enable them to run a wire through to the television. His first shot was apparently unsuccessful in penetrating the wall and his second shot somehow hit his wife in the chest, 34-year-old Patsy Long. She was pronounced dead on Saturday night.

I would have used a drill, personally. To make a hole in the wall, I mean -- not to kill the wife.

Security uber alles, right?

For those of you who hammered me for my disrespect of the TSA and for comparing it unfavorably to the Nazi Schutzstaffel (SS), I want you to think of this the next time you're at the airport and some goon is hefting your bag (and I don't mean your suitcase).

The United States has outsourced the manufacturing of its electronic passports to overseas companies — including one in Thailand that was victimized by Chinese espionage — raising concerns that cost savings are being put ahead of national security, an investigation by The Washington Times has found.

You and I get molested at the airport. But terrorists get a little special something from Uncle Sam -- a simplified way to obtain forged documents.

There's nothing more I can add to this. It speaks for itself.

DW goes off on the Clintons

Sniper Fire???

You Go Girl!! The Hillbillaries are at it again. Let's see, in the past couple of days:

• Bill stated that Hillary is the only candidate running who is on the Armed Services Committee: lie.


• She claimed she was under sniper fire in Bosnia: lie.


• Her man Carville called Gov. Richardson is a Judas, thus making Hillary Jesus: lie.

Anyone out there who still believes she is the "ONE" is lying to themselves, and if you are a male you should get in and get your nads checked. If female, you should schedule surgery and get the thing removed.

The Clintons are dirty and liars...of course this cowboy already knew that. Makes me ill.

It's funny. This is a news tidbit that I wasn't even going to mention. I mean, why bother. "Clinton caught in a lie" ranks with "Dog bites man" in terms of news-worthiness. All politicians lie. But with the Clintons it's an art form. The Clintons lie even when the truth would be less damaging. It's pathological with them.

Hillary's an ass. All she had to do was keep her head low and let her underlings snipe at Obama's "pastor problem". But N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!! She has to 'f' it up by opening her lying pie hole. Serves her right!

Update

Dick Morris documents Hillary's lies.

More global warming fear mongering

Apparently the sheeple aren't clamoring for government intervention fast enough for the powers that be. Now they have to invent new and creative ways of scaring them.

The risks of climate change have turned from a threat to reality impacting the conflict in Darfur, migration from flood-prone Bangladesh and hopes for stability in the Middle East, according to a new EU report.

From Africa to Asia, and from pole to pole, climate change has become "a threat multiplier which exacerbates existing trends, tensions and instability," warns the seven-page report on "Climate change and international security", to be presented to a European summit in Brussels on March 13-14.

Among the listed threats are "reduction of arable land, widespread shortage of water, diminishing food and fish stocks, increased flooding and prolonged droughts."

These problems, according to the report drawn up by the offices of EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana and EU External Relations Commissioner Benita Ferrero-Waldner, "are already happening in many parts of the world".

Uh-huh. "[A]lready happening"? S-u--u-u-u-u-re they are....

Okay, let's take a break from the fairy tale and look at the reality. This article comes from (believe it or not) NPR.

Some 3,000 scientific robots that are plying the ocean have sent home a puzzling message. These diving instruments suggest that the oceans have not warmed up at all over the past four or five years. That could mean global warming has taken a breather. Or it could mean scientists aren't quite understanding what their robots are telling them.

Or, it could mean that...wait for it...there AIN'T NO STINKIN' GLOBAL WARMING!!!

There's more.

80 percent to 90 percent of global warming involves heating up ocean waters....Since the system was fully deployed in 2003, it has recorded no warming of the global oceans.

No kidding? Hmmm.......

"There has been a very slight cooling, but not anything really significant," Willis says.

Cooling. I see.

Face it, these assclowns haven't the foggiest idea what is really happening with the climate. But they damn sure want to saddle us with new, creative taxes to "eliminate" the "warming". Will the sheeple buy it? Don't put it past them...