Tip of the hat to Tizona Group's "token American", Angus Dei, for this beauty.
The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine…What's that? The DoJ is looking for retard lawyers? I have just the guy for the job. What's that? He's OVERQUALIFIED? Can't say I'm surprised...
The Department of Justice welcomes and encourages applications from persons with physical and mental disabilities.
BTW, Tizona -- if you're looking for another American to add to your stable, I'd be honored.