Friday, February 1, 2008

January's Wiener of the Month

The Wiener of the Month award for January provides me with a rare opportunity for enjoyment. In addition to being able to revel in the schadenfreude of a public figure, I also get to revel in the public beat-down of the Team Elephant establishment's hand-picked candidate for president. Yes, Rudy Guiliani, you're the Wiener of the Month.

Here's the formula for blowing a double-digit lead after being anointed "the one" by the Rockefeller RINO establishment. First, don't bother to campaign in any of the early primaries. Those hayseeds in Iowa and Vermont don't count, anyway. Don't bother with Michigan, Nevada, or South Carolina, either; you're not their flavor. No, put ALL of your eggs in the basket (case) that is Florida. How'd that work out for you, Rudy?

For showing about as much sense as as a streaker in a blizzard, Rudy G. is the Wiener of the Month.